Close to being insane

Right now I’m this close to really passing out. I’m tired as hell. Earlier this evening our friend got into an accident. Thing is it’s not even sad, how it happened was funny. Your architypal accident. Ryan, my friend was skateboarding and slipped badly and broke his wrist. Thing is, everyone was there so we all heard him scream like a girl. You know how it is, he’d been getting all sorts of mockery from all of us.

I mean, everybody else in the group was doing it. It was a nasty shriek they say. It was like the four of us were competing against one another from the car to the hospital. The best lady shriek ever by a fat, hairy man. Insane. I’m seriously considering on sending an entry over ibeatyou. They got some really funny stuff there, well most of it. The others - since its user oriented - can be quite what, is confusing the word? In its entirety though, I liked "the funniest sign you've ever seen" best.