1 post tagged “brad pitt”

View other items tagged “brad pitt:” Photos, Audio, Videos, Books or Links. View “brad pitt” on Vox.

Which celebrity do you want to be related to?

Apr 14, 2008
1 comment

Relatives-Shmelatives. Do people really care about Senator Barack Obama being a distant cousin of actor Brad Pitt and Hillary Clinton being related to Brad Pitt’s girlfriend, Angelina Jolie? I don’t base my votes on who their relatives are but, I surely would want to be their relative.

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to have a celebrity relative? Imagine all the limelight, the favors, and the association. Those alone would make you feel very proud and I am sure, most people would boast of it after discovering that they are indeed, related to a celebrity icon.

Here are two celebrities I would want to be related to.

Bill Gates

Bill-gates

Microsoft, anyone? Or should I say, Microsoft everyone! Almost every computer has his product. He might not be micro as his product is called or a Hollywood celebrity staring in movies but, he is a celebrity of the world. In fact, even Hollywood celebrities admire him. He was also more idolized by teenagers in Hong Kong and China than the Chinese Communist leader Mao Tse-tung in a poll conducted by the City University of Hong Kong. Oh! And by the way, if he drops a thousand dollars, he won't even bother to pick it up because he earns $250 US Dollars every second. If you are his relative, you can follow him wherever he might go and maybe, ask to drop a few thousand bucks or more?

Paris Hilton

Paris hilton

Although a certified vain celebrity, she has all the bragging rights to do so! She host parties that everyone wants to be invited. What is so special about them? Oh, nothing really. It would be just a simple $100,000 US dollar party plus expenses and a private jet. Man! That is how to party. Fetching you in different parts of the world to attend her bash? Talk about being a VIP. One note though. She has this habit of showing off her privates and rumor is, her lewd behavior is part of an initiation process into Paris’ friendship group. So, I guess it really is better to be her relative.

According to the Bible, all humans descended from Adam and Eve. So, does that make us related to any celebrity we like? Yes, Maybe. Including you the reader! Who would you want to be related to?